We’ve all been there: our slovenly debauchery finally catches up with us and the better half says it’s high time for a little domestic hygiene.  That’s right, it’s time to take out the trash, and God forbid you forget to do it in time for pickup.  ‘But the curb is so far away, and I can always do it tomorrow’….that’s exactly what you’ll think, unless you read this Pep Talk.

There it sits, that bag of useless refuse your wife is begging for you to rid her of.

The trash.  Every day it builds up and every moment brings one of you closer to having to ‘take it out.’

Shame.  So many memories in that bag…meals enjoyed, that get together with the guys, that takeout that wasn’t quite up to par….all of it collected and for what? To be thrown away?

YOU GOT IT.

It’s time to let it go.

Don’t be a bum. Be a MAN.

And man, right now you’re acting like a whiny 5 year old.

There will always be more bad Chinese food.

And your stomach won’t mind the wait.

TIE THAT BAG!

It’s time to collect the trash.

SORT THOSE PLASTIC BOTTLES!

God forbid you doom your children to living on  the dune planet Arrakis!

Your wife or girlfriend may not have asked you to do it, but taking out the trash will definitely get you brownie points.

And you know what to do with those points…..

You’ll cash them in!  They’ll

Get you a back rub!  Or some well deserved quite!

So get off your lazy butt.

The curb isn’t that far away.

TAKE OUT THE TRASH!

And don’t forget to put a new bag in the bin!

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